Liptonkflan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, effective hyena.

Liptonkflan created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Liptonkflan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Liptonkflan, she will turn you into a mouse.

Liptonkflan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Liptonkflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Run away from yellow whales, for they are unholy.