Rakkabmob is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, quiet centaur.

Rakkabmob created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakkabmob, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rakkabmob, it will ignore you.

Rakkabmob's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rakkabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Run away from green rats, for they are unholy.