Banrennig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage fox.

Banrennig created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banrennig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Banrennig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Banrennig's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Banrennig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing skirts.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.