Abfudhat Mutdossyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust guinea pig.

Abfudhat Mutdossyarl created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Abfudhat Mutdossyarl, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Abfudhat Mutdossyarl, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Abfudhat Mutdossyarl's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Abfudhat Mutdossyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Never handle lead while unclean.

3. Never gather eight mites near wells.

4. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.