Targemhin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy bear.

Targemhin created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targemhin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Targemhin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Targemhin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Targemhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

3. Never wear green coats on sacred days.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with sharks.