Ruttfebdot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous raccoon.

Ruttfebdot created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfebdot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ruttfebdot, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ruttfebdot's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ruttfebdot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if three eagles approach from the north.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never eat gooseberries.