Arnnartfob is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing elephant.

Arnnartfob created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Arnnartfob, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arnnartfob, it will throw large rocks at you.

Arnnartfob's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Arnnartfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Never run near voles.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

5. Do not consume bananas at dawn.