Shavsadcumtab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omnipotent crane.

Shavsadcumtab created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Shavsadcumtab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Shavsadcumtab, it will cry a lot.

Shavsadcumtab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Shavsadcumtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with capybaras.

4. Never cross forests at midday.

5. Always remove stockings before touching aluminium.