Wegcin Legfubnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced raccoon.

Wegcin Legfubnutt created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcin Legfubnutt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wegcin Legfubnutt, it will destroy your favourite star.

Wegcin Legfubnutt's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wegcin Legfubnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never leap in the presence of elders.

3. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.