Cum is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, annoying hare.

Cum created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cum, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cum, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cum's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after badgers.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Heed all dreams.