Tarpgetcat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful jaguar.

Tarpgetcat created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpgetcat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarpgetcat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tarpgetcat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Tarpgetcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

2. Always help moths.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.