Gombugmad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident hamster.

Gombugmad created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gombugmad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gombugmad, it will turn you into a rock.

Gombugmad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gombugmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide from black gulls for they are unholy.

3. Never sit in the presence of sheep.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.