Wapkipbin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic dragonfly.

Wapkipbin created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapkipbin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wapkipbin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wapkipbin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wapkipbin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wapkipbin on top of all buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing hats.