Dubmisflag Lipflatstig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, happy swan.

Dubmisflag Lipflatstig created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Dubmisflag Lipflatstig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dubmisflag Lipflatstig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dubmisflag Lipflatstig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dubmisflag Lipflatstig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Dubmisflag Lipflatstig's priests.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not commit murder.