Xucflanfag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing beaver.

Xucflanfag created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucflanfag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xucflanfag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Xucflanfag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Xucflanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.