Sandfot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-confident toad.

Sandfot created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandfot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandfot, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sandfot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sandfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tapirs while wearing gray shoes and balancing four silver spheres on your neck.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. You must pray to Sandfot eight times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.