Febfabgudgamflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous narwhal.

Febfabgudgamflap created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Febfabgudgamflap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Febfabgudgamflap, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Febfabgudgamflap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Febfabgudgamflap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Febfabgudgamflap.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. You must love Febfabgudgamflap.

5. Febfabgudgamflap loves dogs, so they must be honoured.