Quamrotdog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying warg.

Quamrotdog created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Quamrotdog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quamrotdog, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quamrotdog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quamrotdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Never wear black shorts.

4. You must love Quamrotdog.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.