Kiplinbop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic wyvern.

Kiplinbop created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiplinbop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kiplinbop, she will turn you into a rock.

Kiplinbop's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Kiplinbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat bark.