Vidbamsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witless deer.

Vidbamsaw created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidbamsaw, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidbamsaw, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Vidbamsaw's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vidbamsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Erect six nickel sculptures of Vidbamsaw on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to snails while wearing turquoise boots.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Vidbamsaw on top of all buildings.