Padgutbun is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying
chinchilla.
Padgutbun created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Padgutbun, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Padgutbun, he will curse you with boils.
Padgutbun's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Padgutbun's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Padgutbun's name in vain.
2. Erect three gold sculptures of Padgutbun on top of important buildings.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never feed lots of bread to goats while wearing yellow corsets.