Padgutbun is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying chinchilla.

Padgutbun created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padgutbun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Padgutbun, he will curse you with boils.

Padgutbun's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Padgutbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Padgutbun's name in vain.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Padgutbun on top of important buildings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never feed lots of bread to goats while wearing yellow corsets.