Hivnulduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered pigeon.

Hivnulduss created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivnulduss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hivnulduss, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hivnulduss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hivnulduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not prepare apples while wearing rings.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Hide if seven horses approach from the north.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.