Jadtargfob is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident
naga.
Jadtargfob created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Jadtargfob, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Jadtargfob, it will laugh at you.
Jadtargfob's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Jadtargfob's Holy Commandments1. Never wear shoes.
2. Jadtargfob loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.
3. You must never eat apples.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Never hurt sheep.