Gebladbig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omnipotent gnu.

Gebladbig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebladbig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gebladbig, he will turn you into a dog.

Gebladbig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gebladbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle platinum while unclean.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.