Dinsitomt is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, capable deer.

Dinsitomt created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinsitomt, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dinsitomt, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dinsitomt's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dinsitomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Dinsitomt.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed aubergines to swans while wearing purple jumpers.
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