Lintunfot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud meerkat.

Lintunfot created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Lintunfot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lintunfot, he will laugh at you.

Lintunfot's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Lintunfot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not take Lintunfot's name in vain.

3. Lintunfot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Retreat if seven nematodes approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.