Flabnegqueeg Cubdudlak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing rhinoceros.

Flabnegqueeg Cubdudlak created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabnegqueeg Cubdudlak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flabnegqueeg Cubdudlak, she will boil you in a big pot.

Flabnegqueeg Cubdudlak's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Flabnegqueeg Cubdudlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Flabnegqueeg Cubdudlak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Run away if seven seals approach from the east.

5. Flabnegqueeg Cubdudlak loves eagles, so they must be respected.
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