Tailbotzan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, irritating crow.

Tailbotzan created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tailbotzan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tailbotzan, he will manifest in front of you.

Tailbotzan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Tailbotzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Tailbotzan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never hop near manatees.