Kimorttarpbutnatdodged is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent dove.

Kimorttarpbutnatdodged created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimorttarpbutnatdodged, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kimorttarpbutnatdodged, it will be very unhappy.

Kimorttarpbutnatdodged's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kimorttarpbutnatdodged's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Kimorttarpbutnatdodged on top of important buildings.

3. Hide if five goats approach from the south.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.