Pittitcit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing centaur.

Pittitcit created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pittitcit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pittitcit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Pittitcit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pittitcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Do not keep four goats in a large pit.

4. Never sing in the presence of moths.

5. Do not sit in public.