Rutparktal is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, annoying hummingbird.

Rutparktal created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rutparktal, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rutparktal, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rutparktal's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rutparktal's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never skip in the presence of mites.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.