Meglogvin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil bear.

Meglogvin created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meglogvin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Meglogvin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Meglogvin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Meglogvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Never gather three ducks near walls.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.