Giggebsugweenat Dibrilsit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, overgenerous rhinoceros.

Giggebsugweenat Dibrilsit created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Giggebsugweenat Dibrilsit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Giggebsugweenat Dibrilsit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Giggebsugweenat Dibrilsit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Giggebsugweenat Dibrilsit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not keep eight gulls in a large pit.

3. Hide if seven seals approach from the west.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Do not covet oxen.