Negfedpibdap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, smart zebra.

Negfedpibdap created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negfedpibdap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Negfedpibdap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Negfedpibdap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Negfedpibdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to nematodes while wearing white scarves.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always help bats in need.