Watnabrotwabcid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tiresome snake.

Watnabrotwabcid created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watnabrotwabcid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Watnabrotwabcid, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Watnabrotwabcid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Watnabrotwabcid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always act with patience when addressing children.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Never prepare gooseberries during autumn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.