Fodbusfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, able salamander.

Fodbusfarn created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodbusfarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fodbusfarn, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fodbusfarn's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fodbusfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fodbusfarn.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Put Fodbusfarn first in all things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help moths.