Tarpvonfargam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive mole.

Tarpvonfargam created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Tarpvonfargam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tarpvonfargam, he will think nothing of it.

Tarpvonfargam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tarpvonfargam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

5. Never sing in spring.