Jadsawkom is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered swallow.

Jadsawkom created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadsawkom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadsawkom, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jadsawkom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jadsawkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black shorts.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never gather four ants in one place.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.