Jabmegjon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong spider.

Jabmegjon created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabmegjon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jabmegjon, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jabmegjon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Jabmegjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.