Kangeport is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, slow wombat.

Kangeport created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kangeport, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kangeport, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kangeport's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kangeport's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Kangeport in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Never sing in the presence of ants.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never eat green fruit.