Rakwabquill is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid slug.

Rakwabquill created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakwabquill, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rakwabquill, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rakwabquill's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rakwabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven turtles approach from the east.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Rakwabquill must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.