Mitvolpas is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking jackal.

Mitvolpas created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitvolpas, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mitvolpas, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mitvolpas' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mitvolpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.