Pagvog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty newt.

Pagvog created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagvog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pagvog, it will turn you into a duck.

Pagvog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pagvog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five otters approach from the north.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never leap in the presence of monkeys.