Rapruttsadsandsugranbug is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental goblin.

Rapruttsadsandsugranbug created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Rapruttsadsandsugranbug, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapruttsadsandsugranbug, she will be very unhappy.

Rapruttsadsandsugranbug's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rapruttsadsandsugranbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Do not take Rapruttsadsandsugranbug's name in vain.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.