Yarmiflip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, weak hummingbird.

Yarmiflip created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarmiflip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarmiflip, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Yarmiflip's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Yarmiflip's Holy Commandments

1. Always share gooseberries with strangers, but never with tapirs.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never handle carbon while unclean.