Quimjarnbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful clam.

Quimjarnbog created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimjarnbog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quimjarnbog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Quimjarnbog's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Quimjarnbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your hands with violet markings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.