Renquillpod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving squirrel.

Renquillpod created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Renquillpod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Renquillpod, he will turn you into a mouse.

Renquillpod's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Renquillpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Always help snails.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Fast once a month.