Konmotmon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered tortoise.

Konmotmon created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Konmotmon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Konmotmon, it will try to impress you with trees.

Konmotmon's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Konmotmon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.