Nanmetfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unjust ant.

Nanmetfut created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanmetfut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nanmetfut, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nanmetfut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nanmetfut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nanmetfut.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.