Mitgudyog Sagnartved is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tranquil dragonfly.

Mitgudyog Sagnartved created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitgudyog Sagnartved, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mitgudyog Sagnartved, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Mitgudyog Sagnartved's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Mitgudyog Sagnartved's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitgudyog Sagnartved.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Worship no other gods but Mitgudyog Sagnartved.

4. Erect nine copper sculptures of Mitgudyog Sagnartved on top of important buildings.

5. Always help ducks.