Vandondut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, impressive dove.

Vandondut created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Vandondut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vandondut, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vandondut's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vandondut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Vandondut loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

3. Always obey Vandondut's priests.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.