Lopmegrot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, clever wolf.

Lopmegrot created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopmegrot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lopmegrot, he will try to impress you with trees.

Lopmegrot's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Lopmegrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Lopmegrot's name in vain.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.