Titbottap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty crocodile.

Titbottap created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Titbottap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Titbottap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Titbottap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Titbottap's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not record numbers concerning black holes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.