Flanrenrullsan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional eagle.

Flanrenrullsan created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanrenrullsan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flanrenrullsan, he will turn you into a dog.

Flanrenrullsan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Flanrenrullsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.