Funbumnab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, amazing goat.

Funbumnab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funbumnab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Funbumnab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Funbumnab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Funbumnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Never feed cucumbers to goats while wearing trousers.

4. Never feed lots of apples to rats while wearing mauve ear rings.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.