Lopcinjig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous zebra.

Lopcinjig created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopcinjig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lopcinjig, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Lopcinjig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lopcinjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never look at comets.