Gepgunbopham is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, loving fish.

Gepgunbopham created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgunbopham, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gepgunbopham, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gepgunbopham's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gepgunbopham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gepgunbopham.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away from mauve foxes, for they are unholy.