Arppogsug is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, capable turtle.

Arppogsug created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Arppogsug, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arppogsug, she will cry a lot.

Arppogsug's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Arppogsug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Arppogsug in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Retreat if three goats approach from the west.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never eat bark.