Wadhogmet is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, contented hummingbird.

Wadhogmet created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadhogmet, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wadhogmet, he will turn you into a slug.

Wadhogmet's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Wadhogmet's Holy Commandments

1. Wadhogmet loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

2. Wadhogmet must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not take Wadhogmet's name in vain.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.