Nibwikyokfad Nelcingud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic fly.

Nibwikyokfad Nelcingud created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibwikyokfad Nelcingud, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nibwikyokfad Nelcingud, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nibwikyokfad Nelcingud's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nibwikyokfad Nelcingud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Nibwikyokfad Nelcingud on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nibwikyokfad Nelcingud.

5. Run away if eight whales approach from the east.