Zimbissbast is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty raven.

Zimbissbast created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbissbast, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zimbissbast, he will destroy your favourite star.

Zimbissbast's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zimbissbast's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not leap in public.